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c0lorful-tears:

omfg the first word i saw was “gay” REALLY

The only word in here is “gay”

legacy-of-enemies:

I just rewatched the Goblet of Fire and now I have a headcanon that Snape is a passionate feminist, and he overheard Harry and Ron talking about women like they were objects, and Snape went “aw, hell naw” and that’s why he hit them with the book.

karkaties:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

yep im just laying here

not gonna stop laying here

wildthingsandnipplerings:

Yup.

jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

(Source: wallylives)

tags: #waz gucci
And then one student said that happiness is what happens when you go to bed on the hottest night of the summer, a night so hot you can’t even wear a tee-shirt and you sleep on top of the sheets instead of under them, although try to sleep is probably more accurate. And then at some point late, late, late at night, say just a bit before dawn, the heat finally breaks and the night turns into cool and when you briefly wake up, you notice that you’re almost chilly, and in your groggy, half-consciousness, you reach over and pull the sheet around you and just that flimsy sheet makes it warm enough and you drift back off into a deep sleep. And it’s that reaching, that gesture, that reflex we have to pull what’s warm - whether it’s something or someone - toward us, that feeling we get when we do that, that feeling of being sad in the world and ready for sleep, that’s happiness.
—Paul Schmidtberger, Design Flaws of the Human Condition (via whatyoushare)

(Source: larmoyante)

joan-watson:

i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”